by Amy Saidman

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If I were a Muppet, I’d be one part Animal and one part Statler (or Waldorf). I’m either as excited as a kid on Christmas or an insufferable crank voicing disdain for all things large and small.
When it comes to blogs, I was the latter: “I don’t get it. Who has time? Why do people expose themselves so much? Who reads this crap?” I have since had an epiphany: perhaps the problem does not lie in the platform, but in me. You see, I can write, and I spell like a champ, but I read at the speed of a drunk on barbiturates wearing swim goggles. So, in my down-time, I’ve never considered reading something on a computer screen as one of my top 5 leisure activities. A stash of snacks must be at the ready to keep me awake through any material over five paragraphs.
Given this fact, my rants have had no base in actual evidence. So, with the help of some prodding by my far smarter friend, Meredith, (and a humiliating defeat in an arm-wrestling duel — don’t try it, her biceps are fierce), we have come to this fine day to present you with the SpeakeasyDC blog. Yay!
Now that I’m on board and have been thoroughly schooled on the wonder and beauty of the blogosphere, I honestly can’t wait to read all the insightful, informative, and hilarious posts that will be written by our line-up of clever and blog-savvy contributors including our Editor-In Chief (aka Blog Bizatch) Meredith Maslich (said arm-wrestling champ), Mike Kane, Stephanie Garibaldi, John Tong, and more. This will be a place for storytellers to talk trash, swap advice, share ‘behind-the-scenes” stories, review shows, and stay in the loop. We hope this will become a valuable resource for fans of storytelling and aspiring performers alike. So, let’s do this. I’m ready to stop heckling from the balcony and get wicked crazy on this blogging drum.
